So we all know...or at least those of us that have been members of this fine community for sometime...that NJ is a stand-up comic that we all hope to see on Letterman/Leno/O'Brien sometime in the not-so-distant future and be able to say, "Why I knew him when he use to blog his jokes." So, in an effort to help spurn on his career I think it would be nice if we could all help with a couple of new jokes for his repertoire. I will start...

Could somebody tell me why I have a blender with 23 buttons and yet it makes only 2 sounds? (Hold for laughter.) Let's see, 1 is for crush. (Make a short blender sound.) 2 is for chop. (Make the same blender sound.) 3 is for finely chop. (Make the same blender sound.) This is getting boring. 4 is for puree. (Make a slightly different blender sound.) Now what the (BLEEP!) was that? (Hold for extended laughter...I hope.)

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